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Joke of the Day

"Eagles Guitarist Glenn Frey died today at the age of 67... There goes all my hopes and dreams for their reunion tour: ""Bald Eagles"""

"""I have a particular set of spills,"" Liam Neeson says, eyeing his soiled shirt. He looks for a napkin but the last one's already been Taken."

"They asked me if I was into minors... I said, ""Bro, hell no. That coal gets messy."""

"I wrote your name in the snow You should recognize it. It was your mom's handwriting."

"Parallel lines have so much in common... It's a shame that they'll never meet."

"What did the maggot say to another ? What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this !"

"TIL that black eyes are hereditary You get them from your father if you drink his last beer."

"What's a pirate's most favorite letter? [A letter of marque](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Letter_of_marque)."

"Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel."

"Tower: Mission triple-three do you have problems? Pilot: I think I have lost my compass. Tower: Judging the way you are flying you lost the whole instrument panel.."