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Joke of the Day
"Today I learned... That I'm on the wrong subreddit."
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"Knock Knock Who's there ? Curly ! Curly who ? Curly Q !"
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"So I slept with your daughter last night. She has a tiny dick though."
"ONE-LEGGED PEOPLE Q: Where do one-legged people eat? A: IHOP."
"""So here are the plans for the Eiffel tower..."" ""Hmm. Yes, yes - this is Gustave!"""