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"Knock Knock Who's there ? Curly ! Curly who ? Curly Q !"
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"The only camper that is a Happy Camper is the one who drank enough alcohol to forget that he's CAMPING."
"Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity."
"Online shopping. My wife was complaining that i shop too much online and that i had to send some shit back where it came from. So i have sent her back to Thailand."
"Picking up a drug addict is easy... They go for any line."
"The quickest way to find out the time is to order a beer at breakfast with your mother."
"so a man comes into a bar........ Oh wait no it was a horse....... So a man comes into a horse.........."
"It's the story of Zip the penguin. It's a penguin, walking happily on the ice, and.... Ziiiiiiip the penguin!"
"What's the difference between a cow and September 11? You stop milking a cow after 10 years."
"TIL about Cunningham's law which states: The best way to get an answer online is to ask the question nicely."