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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ? Curly ! Curly who ? Curly Q !"
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"Kids so mixed... They won't show up in black and white pictures."
"Change sentence to tense? Teacher: Change this sentence into Future Tense, ""I killed a person"" . Student: The Future tense is ""You will go to a jail"""
"Q: Why did the barber win the race? A: He knew a short cut."
"When people ask me if I'm working hard or hardly working, I wanna punch them in the face and ask if they're hurting hard or hardly hurting."
"I have a joke about minidisc... ...but it's a little CD."
"[job interview] ""Name one of your strengths"" I didn't stab anyone today ""That's not-"" Yesterday wasn't so good tho"
"Someone wake up that guy from Green Day."
"Me: Im still mad at you for last night Hub: Well Today is the 1st. Which means that happened last month. Which means youre being ridiculous"
"when is the only time you want a white point guard? When your sister comes home and says ""Im dating a point guard"""