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Joke of the Day

"if you have a cash bar at your wedding you should be embarrassed enough to never show your face in public again"

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

"Did you hear about that new lesbian reversal medicine? It's called Trycoxagin."

"All the Kardashian girls sound like they've just been lobotomized and can only remember the words ""I just feel like..."""

"What did the mama cow say to the baby cow? (x-post from /r/3amjokes) [It's pasture bedtime!](http://www.reddit.com/r/3amjokes/comments/1y8d67/what_did_the_mama_cow_say_to_the_baby_cow/)"

"I've satisfied every waitress I've met... With just the tip"

"My girlfriend walked in on me again while I was eating cake frosting she'd hidden in the fridge. I hate getting caught masticating."

"What happened when the cannibal ate the speaking clock? It repeated on him."

"I hate when someone I had sex with in High School sends me a friend request on Facebook. Request denied, Principle Anderson."

"What do you call a Frenchman in sandals? Philippe Philoppe."