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Joke of the Day

"""I don't understand why people try to act drunk. I spend most of my time trying to act sober."" - Florida State"

"This subreddit used to be funny until chickens started screwing light bulbs."

"*Ronda Rousey in the Doctors office* Ronda: I'm having trouble getting pregnant Doctor: Stop taking it in the jaw"

"And that, class is why we keep our mouths shut whilst changing a sewer pump."

"Why are blonde jokes so short? So that men can remember them."

"No amount of minority filled commercials can ruin Red Lobster for me."

"A baby seal walks into a club... Think about it...lol"

"I'm like a Ferrero Rocher in that I'm quite nutty and go down nicely with wine. I also come in family size."

"Nothing says ""I'm unemployed"" like wishing for snow on Facebook."

"Empires were run by emperors... Kingdoms were run by kings, Now we have countries."