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Joke of the Day

"Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the olympic games? All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America."

"how is my dick like a diamond? its the hardest substance on earth, it can't be crushed, and every girl dreams of having it."

"Why did the Pokemon Company offer me a role in their upcoming TV Series? So they could Starmie."

"What sort of an act do you do? I bend over backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth. Anything else? Then I bend over backwards and pick up my teeth."

"Have you ever had African food? Neither they have."

"I tried to have a conversation with a rock. It was hard."

"Girl: My dog bit my boyfriend. Me: Your dog is a good judge of character."

"Why yes, I am watching a documentary about Marie Antoinette and enjoying it. Could it be because I'm straight fucking gangster? Perhaps."

"What do ghosts serve for dessert? I Scream."

"Why did the hen fall in the well? she couldn't see that well"