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Joke of the Day

"Expert Archer Detected How do you know if someone's an expert archer? Put an apple on your head & stand still; he'll Tell you."

"Coke is just cherry coke after it's lost its virginity."

"Why'd the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Tequila."

"*Holds centipede up to your cheek as you're sleeping and whispers* Hey baby, the restraining order said a hundred feet..."

"Why was the obtuse triangle upset? Because he is never right."

"Skinny Girl... What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese."

"Why did the python do national service ? He was coiled up !"

"If you put me on hold and you come back while I am audibly pooping, that's on you."

"Such a double standard that when a guy sleeps with a ton of people he's ""cool,"" but when I do I'm ""lying"""

"I see. You're the ""don't pigeonhole me"" type. Got it."