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Joke of the Day
"What is the worst thing about Gonorrhea ? the taste!"
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"Girl, are you into conspiracy theories? Because you are looking Illumi-naughty!"
"Why do people from finland have problems with sex? Because it's hard for them to Finnish."
"Hell is where Sarah Palin is president, Taylor Swift is in love with me, and Kim Kardashian names all the children"
"I lose bobby pins in my hair. Please don't ask me to babysit your kids."
"Nothing says authentic Chinese food like a neon ""We Delivery"" sign."
"What did the chicken say after it's wings caught on fire? ""Damn, I sure got some hot wings!"""
"The only people that get more concussions than NFL players... ...Are their wives"
"The best way to tell if a movie character is depressed is if there are a bunch of open chinese food containers sitting around"
"What did the werewolf write at the bottom of the letter? Best vicious . . ."