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Joke of the Day
"What do you ask when an Indian comes up in a conversation? ""Dot or no dot"""
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"0 Jokes Q: What did Zero say to Eight? A: Nice belt. Q. What did Zero say to Nine? A: Nice dick. Q: What did Zero say to Ten? A: Hey don't kick my ass."
"""Be there in 5."" - liars"
"A blind man walks into a bar, and a chair, a table, and a human."
"My anchor tattoo is so realistic I can't get out of the bathtub."
"Let me make this simple, I want to be invited but I don't want to go."
"Naming my daughter ""A Relationship"" so I don't have to worry about punks wanting to be in her."
"How is a Christmas tree like a man who's had a vasectomy? They both have ornamental balls."
"Do you have home insurance? 'Cause I'm going to smash your back door in."
"This earthquake was the first time that I've ever said, ""it was 4.7, but felt bigger."""