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Joke of the Day

"What do you ask when an Indian comes up in a conversation? ""Dot or no dot"""

"I love what you've done with your hair. How do you get it to come out of the nostrils like that?"

"A women asked her husband, ""What do bees eat?"" The husband replied ""Honey, how should I know?"""

"I just did yoga. No wait, yogurt."

"The prize for coming in the top-3 of the children's race was an evil clown. Sadly I came 4th. I would have got away with It if it wasn't for those medalling kids."

"Little Red Riding Hood is my favorite story about an idiot who can't tell the difference between a human and a wolf."

"[estate planning] Advisor: Have you thought about an end-of-life gift? Me: I'll be dead, that's a big enough gift for everyone"

"Coffee makes my mornings. But Friday makes my week"

"My girlfriend and I broke up because of a difference in religious beliefs. She didn't believe I was God."

"Women's sports"