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Joke of the Day

"What did the mexican say when a development fell on him? yo get off me, homes!"

"My neighbor's kids said they loved sneakers. They're huge Vans of them."

"Apparently, I just ate 39 servings of Tic - Tacs."

"[THIS IS NOT THE GENERIC CHICKEN JAYWALKING JOKE] Why did Adele cross the road? To say ""Hello From The Other Side""."

"What did the penis say to the condom? **""Cover me! I'm going in!""**"

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? ...I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face"

"*adult mutant ninja turtles sit in the kitchen doing taxes* you guys wanna smoke a joint? ""were not teens anymore dude"" *donatello sobs*"

"I tried explaining to my girlfriend what the effects of network packet loss were. I couldn't get the message across."

"I had a blind date tonight Her name was "

"Where did the Jewish girl go during the bombing? Everywhere."