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Joke of the Day

"What did the white high school dropout get for his birthday? A legacy scholarship for his second choice school"

"What do you call a man wearing two rain jackets? Max"

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"What are bananas high in? Trees!"

"A lot of women are turning into good drivers. So, if you're a good driver, watch out for turning women!"

"What does a man with two left feet wear to the beach? Flip-Flips."

"Why????? Which service would the with ask if she would check into a hotel??? THE BROOM SERVICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Rene Descartes walks into a bar The bartender asks him if he'd like a drink. Descartes replies ""I think not"" and vanishes."

"My friend told an out of place joke about police searches. But I don't think it was warranted."

"A one-liner based on what happened to me at work. An insect landed in my beverage, now I'm feeling a bit fly-tea."