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Joke of the Day

"What are bananas high in? Trees!"

"guy: my dog just died girl who studied abroad: wow that reminds of this one time in Europe i saw a dog"

"Did you know that most statistics are made up? Around 93,7%"

"I went in to a pet shop. I said, ""Can I buy a goldfish?"" The guy said, ""Do you want an aquarium?"" I said, ""I don't care what star sign it is."""

"RIP to my good friend Brian... ...eaten by a pack of dyslexic zombies :("

"Test boast, please ignore. Mitochondria are better than yourtochondria."

"What idiot named him Spider-Man instead of Peter Parkour?"

"How can you tell if you're Canadian (Italian joke) Go to a cliff and yell ""Mangia"". If your echo says "" cake""...."

"Two guys are drinking in a bar... One says to the other, ""Did you know that elks have sex 10 to 15 times a day?"" ""Aww, shit!"" says his friend, ""and I just joined the Knights of Columbus!"""

"I'm undecided about masturbation. On one hand it feels great -Bo Burnham"