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Joke of the Day

"Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his soup? Because one more would have been too farty."

"If ""Clue"" came out in 2015, there'd be a fourth ending where the killer is gluten."

"Sleeping in tomorrow so I have to put my phone on Lebron Mode... No ring"

"If I had a million dollars for every time I looked at the negative side of things, I'd have way too many god damn taxes to pay."

"What's common between a Game Tester and Gynecologist. They both look for problems in places where other men find pleasure."

"Why was the poker game at the zoo cancelled? Some believed that there was a cheetah among them."

"Why did the man use deodorant to fix a broken window? He read that it was an invisible solid."

"Did you hear about a guy who collected memorabilia of Rosa Parks, Florence Nightingale, Joan of Arc, and Wonder Woman? Apparently, he was a heroine addict."

"Police were called to a daycare yesterday... Police were called to a daycare yesterday because a 5 year old was resisting a rest."

"What would you call an additional day added to the week? Sumday"