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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his soup? Because one more would have been too farty."
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"Q: What is the pink stuff between elephant's toes? A: Slow clowns."
"Legos Are Like Boobs They're meant for the kids, but the dad ends up playing with them."
"""Ma'am, you had twins. They are fine and your boyfriend Chad named them"" - Oh no ""This is Debra"" - aww I like that ""And this is Depanties"""
"CHINA: how can we fix our economic problems??? GERMANY: how do we reestablish our engineering reputation??? USA: OH MY GOD RAT WITH A PIZZA"
"How do you get a Baby in a bowl? How do you get it out? How do you get a baby in a bowl? With a mixer. How do you get it out? ""With nachos."
"Don't tell me what your cats' names are, I'll call'em what I want. Oh, Mittens & Snuggles? WRONG. THAT'S WILDSTYLE & THAT'S SNACKMOUTH."
"Why is there very little honey in Belgium? Because there is only one B in Belgium"
"Did you hear about that guy who had his penis enlarged? He's much cockier now."
"What do two people with Parkinson's disease do when they meet for the first time? They shake hands."