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Joke of the Day
"Legos Are Like Boobs They're meant for the kids, but the dad ends up playing with them."
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"Placing my signature wherever i go. Because, signature move!"
"The only word in the English language that is always pronounced wrong is........... Wrong"
"Why do teenage girls hang out in odd numbers? Because they can't even."
"Great Halloween costume idea! I just went through my closet and found my ex's clothes. Does anyone want to be a raging bitch for Halloween?"
"What's white and crawls up your leg? Uncle Ben's Perverted Rice"
"PIGS A woman is walking her dog, when suddenly a man walks up to her. Man: ""Where'd you get the pig""? Woman: ""How DARE you call my dog that!"" Man: ""I was talking to the dog!"""
"I have a fear of speedbumps But I'm slowly getting over it."
"Q: What's the best way to make pants last? A: Make the jacket first."
"[On a treadmill next to a girl at the gym] Me: *Out of breath* Feeling the burn? Her: Yup Me: Me too! Her: How? Your machine isn't even on"