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Joke of the Day
"Why is there very little honey in Belgium? Because there is only one B in Belgium"
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"Did you guys hear about the scarecrow who won the nobel prize? Apparently he was out standing in his field. When asked about how he won he said, ""hay, it's in my jeans."""
"What do you call your female friend with tiny breasts? Your flatmate"
"Getting rid of my cleaning person sounded like a good way to save money, until it came time to do the cleaning."
"Remember, children. The best way to get a puppy for Christmas is to beg for a baby brother."
"How do you know when a black chick is pregnant? When she pulls out her tampon and all of the cotton is missing.."
"How do you know when an Australian prisoner is raping another prisoner? When they're in an inmate mate"
"My girlfriend keeps mixing up the names of the characters from the X-files. If she does it again, I'm gonna sculder!"
"Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then you'd have to call them bagels."
"My dog failed puppy school. He was always wagging class."