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Joke of the Day
"I had to get new tennis shoes this weekend my old ones were pretty run down"
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"Groot asks a man for help, the man says... ""Hodor""."
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"I hate all the political correctness in recent years I can't even say ""black paint"" anymore, I have to say ""hey Jamal would you please go paint that fence over there?"""
"Jehovah's witnesses tell the worst knock, knock jokes"
"*texting with my mom* Mom: I miss your handsome face! Me: Aww..thanks, mom! I miss you too! Mom: Sorry. Wrong number."
"Wanna hear a racist joke? Shame on you"
"You're about as useful as closed captioning in a porno."
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