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Joke of the Day

"You know you're not a Harry Potter fan if: you think a parcel-tongue is someone who can speak to packages."

"As I watched the dog chasing his tail, I thought, Dogs sure are easily amused!... ...then I realized I was watching the dog chasing his tail."

"What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? Boy Scouts come home from camp."

"A brazilian, uruguayan and argentinian walk into the bar... ...celona team. GOAAAAAAAAL ! GOAAAAAAAAL ! GOAAAAAAAAL !"

"IDGAF if you're black, white, yellow, brown or blue. Well, I do if you're blue, I'll stop and give you CPR if you're blue."

"The Chinese emperor went out on a guys night. It was the man-date of heaven."

"welcome to denny's. don't eat that brown stuff. that's tables"

"How did the possessed lady lose weight? Diet and exorcise."

"wife: can you stop messing around lawyer: im not wife: just read my husband's will please lawyer: that's what it says.. ""oOoOoh im a ghost"""

"Why was the Egyptian boy confused? Because his daddy was a mummy"