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Joke of the Day

"I'm suffering from bad breath You should do something about it! I did. I just sent my wife to the dentist."

"How do you pick up a jew? With a dustpan of course!"

"I said I was a man with a plan. I said nothing about it being a good plan."

"Let's remove all the Warning Labels and thin out the herd."

"When and why did the yam farmer get up? For a yam."

"How many Freudians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb, the other to hold the ~~penis.~~ ladder."

"I just ordered the wrong meat it was a misteak"

"What do you call a German thief? A Hamburglar."

"So did you hear about the guy who didn't finish his jokes?"

"What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth.... and vagina? Only SOME of the things that come out of her vagina are retarded!"