1968

Joke of the Day

"They should put a statue of me next to the Statue of Liberty so immigrants know the American Dream is hit or miss."

"Is that water coming out of your nose? No, it'snot"

"If 50 is the new 30, then Dead is the new 80."

"There is one rule to Tennis Love means nothing"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Ahmed ! Ahmed who ? Ahmed a big mistake coming here !"

"I just apologized for sending someone a text using shouty font because I couldn't remember the term ""all caps""."

"States are like butts No one likes the flat ones."

"How do long distance runners send e-mail? On the sprin-ternet."

"""Have you senor self in a mirror lately?"" -Mexicintervention"

"Old rich white men selecting strong young black men to work on their fields? I'm not sure about this NFL draft thing."