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Joke of the Day

"When you see someone driving with their shirt off it makes you feel so stupid for driving with your shirt on."

"two deer walk out of a gay bar one turns to the other and says ""man, I can't believe I blew thirty bucks in there."""

"How does every racist joke start? With a look over your shoulder."

"Sometimes I feel like a pelican Whichever way I look, I can see a huge bill.."

"You haven't Instagramed what you had for dinner yet? Please hurry up, the suspense is killing me."

"Adding Up by Juan & Juan"

"If Donald Trump becomes president we will have toupee more taxes."

"Son: I'm going to transform into an island off the coast of Italy! Mother: Don't be Sicily!"

"I tried explaining to my girlfriend how hard it is to pee with a boner... Now she stands in the bathroom naked just to make it harder"

"I just feel like you shouldn't be using a selfie stick unless you're a T-Rex."