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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear the joke about the deaf idiot? Neither did he."
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"I'm such a daredevil. I put ALL my eggs in one basket at the grocery store."
"Posting inspirational quotes online is the first sign of depression."
"Me: What's with the look? Hub: How would you like a full-service massage? Me: I would, but will you and the kids be okay while I'm gone?"
"Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds."
"Wife: Where are you going? Me: Out. I can't stand being hemmed in by four walls. Wife: How many walls has the pub got? Five?"
"I went to a party at Paris Hilton's place last night. The party was fun but now I feel hungover. I tried to take some paracetamol but Paris-ate-them-all. hew hew"
"If Osama Bin Laden really wanted to cripple America he'd attack Facebook"
"Standup comedy is challenging because you have to succeed at competitively describing how unsuccessful you are in life."
"How does every racist joke begin? With a quick look around the room."