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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why don't blacks fuck Afghans? A: Because they are going to make you blow."
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"I recently became a father Is a weird way to say I just got a girlfriend and she started calling me ""Daddy."""
"I bought myself two eggplants and so far neither has laid a single egg."
"Why was Thor so worried about his hair looking good? because he is a Norsissist."
"I'll never forget what my grandfather told me before he died. He said ""Never forget what I'm about to tell you"" then some story about corn."
"What is the difference between American teen girls and Muslim teen girls? American teenage girls get stoned BEFORE they have sex."
"Yo mama's so fat... That she was dropped on Hiroshima."
"Just saw the first duckface of Spring."
"Math Exam If I got 50 cents for every failed math exam, I'd have $ 6.30 now."
"What did the hooker say in the shower after a long day at work? That was a huge load off my back"