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"I bought myself two eggplants and so far neither has laid a single egg."
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"Overly Polite Twins Why were the overly polite twins almost never born? ""After you."" ""No, after you."""
"I like to drink and run. I call it ""Bacardio""."
"I am so used to automatic doors at work that when I come across one I have to physically open I just stand there like a dummy"
"Q. Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers? A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams"
"My Girlfriend is leaving me after learning that I spent our life savings on a penis extension. She said that she could not take it any longer."
"What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married? Feyonce"
"*exorcism* DEMON: *roars* PRIEST: we must restrain him! WIFE: *opens drawer* here! *tosses fuzzy pink handcuffs* PRIEST: ... DEMON: hey now"
"The MAN makes the BIG decisions. The WOMAN makes the LITTLE decisions... Married over 16 years, haven't made a BIG decision yet."
"What is a mouse's favorite record ? 'Please cheese me' !"