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Joke of the Day
"I bought myself two eggplants and so far neither has laid a single egg."
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"This Just In For News A man apparently, we assume, was black, and we assume, was shot, and we assume, by a police officer. More details, we assume, later."
"What's the difference between my girlfriend and my dog I can make my dog come"
"I shoudl not be expected to put my knee on the ground to propose to a woman, the same ground where the animals shit,"
"Why Are Cats Bad Debaters? Because they're always pussyfooting!"
"When and why did the yam farmer get up? For a yam."
"Ever hear about the farmer who bought a tractor with no seat and no steering wheel? Apparently he lost his ass and had no place to go....."
"My buddy used to say ""why should I wash my towels? After I shower, I'm the cleanest thing in the room."" He's still single."
"You know what is ironic about Whitney Houston dying in her bath tub? She was taking swimming lessons at that time"
"I went out with a girl the other night who turned out to be really weird I guess the fact that she said she was a communist should have been a big red flag"