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Joke of the Day

"PARK RANGER: to be a guide you need to be able to name all the animals ME: no problem [later w/ a group] ME: that's Greg, & that's Linda..."

"My wife tied me up before sex last night She then rolled over and went to sleep."

"Jews What is the difference between a pizza and a jew? Jews dont scream in the oven. What is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? Boy scouts come home from camp."

"What does the dead comedian cook with? Deadpan"

"How can you tell a black lady is pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked."

"""Dad, how did you fall in love with mom?"" ""Well, son, long story short I saw her picture on Instagram and it was love at first...filter."""

"Thinking about the first person ever to get drunk. People must have been like, ""COME QUICK! JEREMIAH HAS BEEN STRICKEN WITH AWESOME!"""

"Why do they call Hannibal Lecter ""The Mail Man""? He always delivers."

"[creating animals] God- I want an animal with 2 humps Angel- And a cute face? G- Yes.. And make them spit at humans A- LOL G- LOL"

"What's the difference... between racism and Chinese people? - Racism has many faces"