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Joke of the Day
"What did the Frenchman say after 80? Blaze it."
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"Life is too short to have a small breasted dental hygienist."
"I'd hate to play baseball with the witches from Macbeth. Because I don't like playing baseball with girls."
"How many Budists does it take... How many Budists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. The change, if needed, will come from within."
"How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb? nobody ever changed that light bulb because we are to fat and lazy to do it"
"What's Dracula's favorite beer? Bloodweiser"
"*goku flies into the sunset* not knowing how the sun and earth really work he says ""WHAT THE HELL WHERE'S THAT SUNSET BEEN FLYING FOR DAYS"""
"I went for an interview at a black smiths.. The black smith asked ""have you ever shoed a horse before?"" I replied ""no, but i told a donkey to fuck off"""
"Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear ? Because they have electric 'eels !"
"Me: OMG I feel amazing! WebMD: sounds like cancer!"