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Joke of the Day
"If I had a dollar for every gender there is... I'd have two dollars."
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"Steelers defense, last night."
"*pretending to talk on my phone so I don't look like a loser standing by myself* -Haha yea dude last night was craz- *phone starts ringing*"
"WHO SAID ""YOU GOTTA KEEP EM SEPARATED"" A) Gov. George Wallace B) The Offspring C) My mom teaching me to do laundry D) All of the above"
"Pulled this one on my son today. Son: Dad, today is palm Sunday. Me (Dad): Gimme some palm. *receives high five* Son: *not entertained*"
"What is the volume of Monica Lewinsky's mouth? About one U.S Leader."
"I bet when something really awesome happens to a dung beetle they say ""Oh, shit!"""
"If you think Big Government is bad... Wait until you see *Yuge* Government."
"I had to remove the battery from my carbon monoxide detector. The constant beeping was giving me a headache and making me feel sick."
"The police never think its as funny as you do."