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Joke of the Day

"What do Shakespearian Buddhists eat for breakfast? Om and cheese Hamlets."

"I sexually identify as an invisible dad. I'm trans-parent."

"What's the difference between Donald Trump and Mr Smith? Mr Smith went to Washington"

"Just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome. The first few chapters were awful, but by the end I loved it."

"What is a stealth bombers favorite banana from Bananas in Pajamas? B2"

"JK Rowling has written an explanation on Pottermore for a spell that makes your legs fall off It's called the Pistorious spell."

"Brother: Which is farther away- NY City or the moon? Sister: NY City. Why do ask? Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City."

"[steps off crosstrainer] ""Hey girl [out of breath, hands on knee] you like f-fitness? Cos I'm fitn--"" ""Shall I call an ambulance?"" ""Please."""

"I guess if I had laser hairs, I'd want them removed too."

"Here is a joke for all the mind readers and psychics"