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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Donald Trump and Mr Smith? Mr Smith went to Washington"

"What age were pigs discovered in? The Saus Age."

"Stevie wonder just got divorced. Bet he didn't see that one coming."

"WITCH (using her broom for just sweeping): did we give up our dreams? WIZARD (using his pointy hat as a piping bag for cupcake icing): yes"

"Sam sung a song, and PUFF! An apple materialized!"

"Big deal, McDonalds. We're all here for a limited time only."

"What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs? [NSFW] Cuntswaylo"

"What did the confused Mackem say when he discovered that he was smack bang in the middle of Newcastle? I'm in the middle of *no Wear*"

"How many female country singers does it take to sing a Patsy Cline song? Every fucking one of them."

"I just took my girlfriend to Hawaii... my wife was pissed. Credit: Old guy at work yesterday when I got back from Hawaii."