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Joke of the Day

"Just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome. The first few chapters were awful, but by the end I loved it."

"So, a florist gave me the wrong flowers. I think they're called oopsie daisies."

"#1 pick up line in a gay bar? ""Can I push your stool in""?"

"Reddit is about perception and perspective. But it depends how you look at it."

"What's the difference between a slice of toast and the French? You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast."

"What do you call the man who proofread Hitler's speeches? The original grammar Nazi."

"if I get married all my bridesmaids are going to be bats"

"blonde joke Why are there so many dumb blonde jokes? it gives brunnettes and redheads something to do on friday and saturday nights!"

"I was recently asked how I view lesbian relationships. Apparently ""in HD"" was the wrong answer"

"Pearl Harbour 9/11'd Josh Hartnett's career. Three disasters in seven words that make a fully coherent sentence. Can anyone do better?"