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Joke of the Day

"How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast? He foamed at the mouth."

"I asked an Australian to greet me... He kept beating around the bush saying ""I might""."

"What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope"

"How long is a china-man? Excuse the question mark, ""How Long"" is in fact a china man."

"Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss... but you won't miss. You've trained your whole life for this. Take the shot. Kill the moon."

"A red-colored HTML link leads to a post titled ""It."" When you click on that link, it brings you here, and you read the post. So...you read it on Reddit because of a red ""It."""

"They found horse meat in food in the U.K. ... ... and horse piss in the beer in the U.S."

"I hate those people who knock on your door... And tell you that you need to be saved or you'll burn... Stupid firemen."

"My mother went missing in Vietnam during the war... Momma MIA!"

"Just found this sub the other day and I've come to this realization... Currently, this subreddit seems to be in quite the pickle."