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Joke of the Day

"How long is a china-man? Excuse the question mark, ""How Long"" is in fact a china man."

"What do you say to a Jewish New Zealander? Hee brew"

"Eunuchs have been historically given influence or wealth as part of their compensation package."

"What if you told a lie to cover up your affair, and the lie was so good that 2000 years later people were still giving each other presents?"

"When I've had a bad day I remind myself that I'm a straight white guy. Then I high five some dudes and we destroy an ecosystem or some shit."

"poor guy. The cashier seemed to appreciate that I bagged my own groceries... Until I unpacked them all & said, ""That's how I want you to do it."""

"Kylo Ren was more powerful with his helmet on. With it off, he had to use a majority of his power to maintain his hair's body and bounce."

"Hope my marriage can make it through another season of disagreement over the pronunciation of pecan."

"What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery driver have in common? It's okay to smell it, but if you eat it you're gonna get fired."

"Me: I have no friends My bed: Wow I'm like right here"