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Joke of the Day

"What did Hillary Clinton say when she got to the restaurant? ""Can I have a private server?"""

"I would say ex-wives suck, but if they did, they might still be married."

"Have you heard the gullible joke? Me neither..."

"Did you hear about the scarecrow that won a nobel prize? They said he was outstanding in his field"

"Why was the whittler banned from his synagogue? Because he made his rabbi a little cross."

"Internet porn? When I grew up... ...it was hard to come by."

"I'm sorry, this suitcase is overweight. You're gonna have to take some stuff out and put it in a different bag so the plane doesn't crash."

"Dating. I met my wife at a Singles Bar. Funny thing is, I thought she was at home looking after the kids."

"I predict that in the year 2050 the only people who will have tramp stamps will be grandmas. Thus they will be referred to as granny stamps."

"When you think about it, Steve Irwin died the same way he lived his life. With animals in his heart."