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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the scarecrow that won a nobel prize? They said he was outstanding in his field"

"Hear the one about the AA meeting in West Virginia? They all had the same last name..."

"How does Hillary Clinton clean her glasses? By deleting the mainframe."

"For Halloween i'm dressing up as a cloud and handing out celebrity nude photos instead of candy."

"When I was younger MTV actually played videos. That's what the M stands for. Music. Not Maternity, Motherhood or Moron."

"I'm a party animal... because when I go to parties I end up pissing on the floor"

"I said ""no"" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen."

"I play the triangle in a reggae band It's quite easy. I just stand at the back and ting."

"What animal has bad memory and climbs mountains? A Forgoat."

"Stretching and yawning at the same time might not look so sexy but it looks like you're a Pokemon evolving so that's cool."