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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard the gullible joke? Me neither..."

"Dyslexia A dyslexic man walks into a bra. ??"

"Did you hear about the boy who was told to do 100 lines? He drew 100 cats on the paper. He thought the teacher had said lions."

"I love killing for fun ""Sociopath! Arrest him!"" I mean I love hunting ""Why didn't you say so my good man, want to kill together sometime?"""

"I wanted to tell a joke about a blind people.. ..I figured they wouldn't see it."

"Stapling my scrotum to a tree... Not a great way to start any evening..."

"Home Alone 3: Take the Hint, Kevin"

"[THIS IS NOT THE GENERIC CHICKEN JAYWALKING JOKE] Why did Adele cross the road? To say ""Hello From The Other Side""."

"I don't think my inner child is ever moving out."

"Hey, hip hop artists. Would it kill you to throw in a few rhymes about raisin toast or farmers' markets?"