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Joke of the Day

"I predict that in the year 2050 the only people who will have tramp stamps will be grandmas. Thus they will be referred to as granny stamps."

"I work in food service. .. We've cooked so many passover meals, it's like everyone is afraid of ovens."

"What does trail mix have in common with a nursing home? They're both filled with nuts"

"Where do poor meatballs live? In the spaghetto"

"Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes!"

"Q: What do you get from a pampered cow? A: Spoiled milk."

"What is a dog's favorite camp sport? Woofleball"

"I dropped my phone, is everyone okay?!"

"I just finished writing a Broadway musical about the dictionary. It's the ultimate play on words."

"I point my gun at the bank teller and order him to fill my bag with cash but he struggles because the bag is already full of tacos."