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Joke of the Day

"When you think about it, Steve Irwin died the same way he lived his life. With animals in his heart."

"Ouch! I stubbed my butt hole..."

"Kanye West is now on Twitter. Since he doesn't follow anyone, not only will he not let you finish, he's not gonna let you start, either."

"Mark Twain used to travel with a podium from his hometown. Ah yes, his Hannibal Lectern."

"I like my beer the same way I like my violence... Domestic."

"Q. What is a brunette between two blondes? A. An interpreter."

"I think I better go play the lottery because I just correctly plugged in a USB cord on the first try."

"Why bother drinking water? You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know."

"Why did the werewolf become a proctologist? He only has to work on full moons"

"There is a vast difference between an underdog and a loser, the first one has a real chance to win."