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Joke of the Day

"Apple bottom jeans... Boots with the fur... That's all you packed, Jessica? This is a camping trip. This is why we don't work as a couple."

"Cheerleaders are there to tell you that your team needs to score more points & the name of your team in case you forget at any given moment"

"Lol , Toilet (potty) Humour, funny A : Have you heard of the movie ""Constipation"" ? B: No -- A: Obviously because it hasnt come out as yet .. LOL B: You are so fucking Stupid .."

"What does Korean food taste like? Chinese food."

"My wife says I act really immature and need to grow up I told her to get the hell out of my pillow fort with that negative attitude"

"Q: How did a blind man drive his car? A: One hand on the wheel; the other on the road."

"Yes, It's true eagles can soar... ...but at least weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."

"Given how many times I've been poked, Googled, and deep crawled, you'd think I'd have a lot more to brag about."

"What's the difference between amnesia and alzheimers? I can't remember."

"A woman at work got really angry with me when I... Politely held the door open for her. She must've been a feminist cos she got real mad and shouted at me ""Do you mind I'm trying to take a shit! """