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Joke of the Day
"What is hillybillys fantasy?! S&M . . . . .. Sister and Mother."
Next Joke
"What do you call a Jamaican proctologist Pokemon"
"A cat got run over A little boy told his teacher that his cat got run over its ass and the teacher said its thats terrible but its called a rectum. the boy said: rectum? it near killed him."
"I take karate classes solely to fight off hobos who mistake my man bun for a delicious cinnamon roll"
"How do you make a hormone? Slap her in the face and refuse to pay her."
"What do you call a psychoanalyst's underwear? A Freudian slip."
"What's the oldest red wine in America? ""Give us back our land!"""
"What do ducks smoke? Qwack"
"Me: Ping me when you are free. Girl:Ok. *Starts working in 2 Shifts*"
"Facebook, Pinterest and Instagram have taught us that for every giant technological leap ahead, we will find a way to use it for dumb shit."