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Joke of the Day
"What is hillybillys fantasy?! S&M . . . . .. Sister and Mother."
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"Margret Thatcher Walks Up to the Pearly Gates Saint Peter looks at her and says ""Is this some kind of joke?"""
"Ruin a quote by attributing it to the wrong person ""Don't cry because it is over. Smile because it happened."" -Adolf Hitler, 1945"
"A dark riddle. What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening? A disobedient slave."
"*sees guy ordering pizza* ""With onion"" (Ok) ""Sausage"" (Nice) ""Mushroom"" (Hell yea) ""Chk"" (Plz) ""Meatballs"" (Why) ""Anchovies"" (Ur dead to me)"
"""You've reached 911"" Knock knock ""Sir ple-"" Knock knock ""This is not-"" Knock knock ""ok, who's there?"" Ben ""Ben who"" Ben shot real bad ""NICE"""
"""I'm not even going to dignify that with a response"", she responded."
"What's good on pie, but not on pussy? Crust."
"my plan for the day is to lay on the floor and not move"
"A man arrives home and was absolutely delighted when he saw that someone had stolen every single lamp from his house"