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Joke of the Day

"What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One in the center eating its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds."

"What were Charles Darwin's favorite fruits? Oranges and peaches."

"I was lucky enough to meet and have an excellent conversation with the worlds leading brain surgeon. Best cab ride ever."

"Did you know that Helen Kellet was born near Troy, Alabama? I guess that's why they called her ... yhe little deaf girl who couldn't see neither"

"I was gonna tell a sodium joke but... NA"

"Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Q: Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? A: Because she has no arms. *knock* *knock* Q:Who's there ? A:Not Sarah."

"A fat man complained to a doctor that obesity runs in the family The doctor replied: It's not obesity that runs in the family, it's that no one runs in your family."

"I was on diet for a month and all I lost was 30 days How many of you know this funny man pakalu papito ? Its one of his joke."

"What're nuts on a wall? Bob: What are nuts on a wall? Dan: walnuts? Bob: What are nuts on a chest? Dan: Chestnuts? Bob: What are nuts on your chin? Dan: Chinnuts? Bob: No, dick in your mouth!"

"What did one saggy boob say to the other? We better get some support or people are going to think we are nuts."