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"My road to success is under construction and all the workers are out getting drunk."
"An old Scottish joke. What's the difference between Bing Crosby and Walt Disney? Bing sings and Walt Disney."
"What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife? The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit"
"How many unwashed gorillas did Fetty Wap buy? 17 dirty apes."
"dad, why does my cake say ""we dont want a talking cake"" ""its a long story son"""
"What do you call a Dr. that shares your medical history with everyone? a HIPAAcrite"
"Even though I know its wrong. I don't know whats right... Damn math problems!"
"Mr. Webb, what is the greatest threat to national security? ""The dinosaurs in Jurassic World, they always seem to get out"""
"What do you get if you boil funnybones? A laughing stock."