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Joke of the Day

"I was on diet for a month and all I lost was 30 days How many of you know this funny man pakalu papito ? Its one of his joke."

"Once there was a guy reading r/jokes... He decided to click on a joke that was new and didnt have any points."

"Did you hear the one where the Scotsman gave his son some money? Neither did I."

"Why did Waldo wear stripes? [I wouldn't know. Ask these guys.](http://imgur.com/yTGbPI0)"

"What happens when a Jew runs into a wall with a boner? His nose breaks."

"How do you have nasal sex? Fuck knows"

"A Mexican fireman had twin boys He named them Jose and Hose B"

"Why did Hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi"

"What do you always get on your birthday? Another year older!birt"

"A massive meteor hit Russia injuring hundreds. Rihanna insists the meteor has changed & that everyone should give the meteor another chance."