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Joke of the Day

"I was on diet for a month and all I lost was 30 days How many of you know this funny man pakalu papito ? Its one of his joke."

"Someone should invent padded underwear for men to get back at women for wearing pushup bras"

"A Pomeranian walks into a pomegranate convention, takes a second look at the flier and walks away disappointed."

"What's the good word? Legs. Spread the word!"

"I wrote a poem about the NFL It has 32 offensive lines."

"What type of pen does Lance Armstrong use? Uniball."

"Why wouldn't they let Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman"

"Why Are Jews Considered Optimists? They cut a little off before they know how big it's going to be."

"Dear Diary: Day 1 of being a gang member. Wore a bandana today, but took it off after a woman shouted ""you go girl!"" from across the street."

"The REAL 5 second rule? If you can get to it before the dog, it's yours."