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Joke of the Day

"Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Q: Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? A: Because she has no arms. *knock* *knock* Q:Who's there ? A:Not Sarah."

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"There are 10 types of people... too highbrow? There are 10 types of people... those who know binary, those who don't and those who understand off-by-one errors."
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"Hear about the guy that built a car out of a bank vault? He wanted to be a safe driver."
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"What do you call a nosy pooper? An eavesdropper!"
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