72156
Joke of the Day
"Words can't even describe how beautiful you are. But numbers can, 3/10."
Next Joke
"How do you get a woman to scream twice? You do her in the ass, then wipe it off on the drapes."
"Every time you make a ""your mom"" joke, I call my mom to check. Most of you are liars."
"doctor: ""how much exercise do you do per week?"" me: ""um.. does sex count? doctor: ""yes"" me: ""absolutely none"""
"What did the mathematician use to kill himself? An hypotenuse."
"Where did little annie go after the explosion? Everywhere!!"
"I like my women like I like my chocolate. With nuts."
"Why are homeless people always laughing? Because they crack themselves up!"
"I wanted to tell a science joke. But I figured it'd be too quarky."
"Two rules I live by #1 Never Take No for an Answer #2 No means No"