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Joke of the Day

"If Donald Trump becomes president in 2016, there will be hell toupee."

"So my father-in-law asked me to give the Christmas prayer... Apparently Ezekiel 25:17 is ""inappropriate"""

"I'm proud to be black, said the black man. I'm proud to be Asian, said the Asian man. I'm proud to be white, said the RACIST."

"Jeb Bush just tweeted a picture of a gun engraved with 'Gov. Jeb Bush' with the caption 'America' At least he'll never have to get it re-engraved"

"What is that thing, which the maker cannot use, and the user cannot see? Coffin"

"Capitalism is controlled by an ""invisible hand"" that gives most people the invisible finger."

"A farmer in the field with his cows counted 196 of them, but when he rounded them up he had 200."

"A new study has shown that women who get more sleep have better sex. Unfortunately the study was conducted by Bill Cosby."

"Snooki doesn't like her nickname. OK. What's another name for a drunken slut? Damn. Paris Hilton is already taken."

"Going to work My boss told me yesterday, ""Don't dress for the job you have, dress for the job you want"". But when I turned up at the office today in Ghostbusters gear, the bastard said I was fired."