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Joke of the Day

"So my father-in-law asked me to give the Christmas prayer... Apparently Ezekiel 25:17 is ""inappropriate"""

"Donald Duck is far too angry for somebody who never has to suffer pants."

"How many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? Twenty-Juan"

"""Congrats Lobster Boy, u got the job"" [Lobster Boy goes in for the handshake but cuts his employer's hand clean off]"

"What do you call a cat in love? Romeow"

"Why couldn't the chameleon change colors? It had reptile dysfunction."

"Why is Karl Marx a fan of the Galactic Empire? He was born ina 1818."

"What game do reindeer play in their stalls? Stable-tennis!"

"Hammer and a Drill are in a workshop playing. Hey I see saw over there."

"I'm starting to think my Girlfriend doesn't like me anymore. Last time we talked on the phone.. she told me she had to go cause there was a telemarketer on the other line"