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Joke of the Day

"I like my whiskey like I like my women 18 years old and all mixed up with coke"

"You know what's cool? 0C"

"Someone's just thrown a bottle of Omega 3 tablets at me. I only received super fish oil injuries."

"I'm offering a $1,000 reward to anyone who brings me $1,000 and two tacos."

"Mall walkers: never has anyone taken so seriously something that's so seriously ridiculous."

"I had a sip of the Milky Way galaxy. It turns out I'm galactose intolerant."

"Why can't you trick unemployed jesters? Because they're nobody's fool"

"I went on a pretty crazy camping trip last weekend. It was in tents."

"What's a neckbeard's favourite disease? M'laria."

"How To Be Cool A) Use cool sunglasses emoji. B)"