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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you trick unemployed jesters? Because they're nobody's fool"
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"I've got a really funny knock knock joke, but you're going to have to start it... You: knock knock Me: whose there? You: ... Ummm"
"""Sorbet"" is a French word that means, ""I wish it was ice cream."""