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Joke of the Day
"[panting, 5 minutes into sex] It's okay, just go on without me"
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"I thought a drone was the sound women make when you're trying to watch the game?"
"What do you call a fanny on a fanny on a fanny? A block of flaps"
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"Garry Glitter gave me my first guitar lesson the other day He showed me how to finger A minor"
"I was walking down the road and some guy tipped a whole carton of milk on me... How dairy"
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"What's six inches and not getting sucked today Whitney Houston's crackpipe"