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Joke of the Day

"David was hard at work... it was really quite awkward for his coworkers."

"What do you get when you combine a watch and a bottle of beer? A really good watch."

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."

"[on deathbed] ""Tell my Wif... *cough*"" Yes? Tell her what? ""Tell my Wifi provider their broadband speeds were moderate at best"" [dies]"

"My favorite country star's good songs are about being bad and his bad songs are about being good I'll always love Jason Aladeen"

"TIL that 'gullible' has been removed from the latest edition of the Oxford English dictionary... Seriously. I swear."

"How many white girls does it take to change a lightbulb? Well, it has to be an odd number, because they literally cannot even."

"How can you tell when a vampire is sick? By his coffin!"

"You can't run in a campground, you can only ran because it's past tense."

"You can tell that a train has a gambling problem... When it spends all its time at the track."