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Joke of the Day

"You can't run in a campground, you can only ran because it's past tense."

"Women are from Venus, men are wrong."

"Her: I like how you did your hair today. Me: OMG thank you, I passed out in my closet last night."

"Did you hear about the blonde that tried to walk around the world? She drowned."

"Did you hear about the cyclopic tutor? He had only one eye, but two pupils!"

"With the brexit news, they say the pound is failing. They're calling it the ounce, now."

"moron: ""duhh, i hate taco bell, every time i go there i get diarrhea"" me: try getting tacos instead, genius"

"What did Cinderella say before she got to the ball? Aghagghhghgagaggag (Those are supposed to be gagging noises)"

"Ay girl are you a fire truck? Because your really loud and fucking annoying."

"Have you heard about the billboard company who only did JPEG files? I heard they got a lot of stretch marks."